h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No I have not seen your emails other than the one you wrote to me. I tried one but it wouldn't load so I left it till later. I wanted to get into h2g2 as soon as I could.
Yeah Right! You! Fit!!
How is your back now Dave? Tell the truth please!
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There had better NOT be any tomorrow night! Even if there are, I won't give in to them! lol.
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It hurts a bit Cazz, but only when I laff.
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I cannae help mah spaniels eyes Ms Broon! lol
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Well, in that case we had only better have very seeeerious conversations tonight. That way I won't make you laugh and your back won't hurt!
Ooooops! I didn't mean to laugh then!
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Well, you can jolly well keep them spaniels eyes hidden tomorrow night! I do not want to see them or hear that tone in your voice!
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I don't think it's at all possible for us to have a conversation without a laugh or two, maybe even three!
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I posted a card today, I hope when it arrives at your house it will be put away till Sunday.
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I'll still be talking to you Cazz, Cazzel will see the results of that!
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Sunday Cazz? What's special about Sunday?
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Nah! They'll be no laughing tonight. I'll think of some real seeeeerious stuff to talk about!
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No! Cazzel is chock a block with emails already!
Sunday dear David is a VERY SPECIAL day and you had BETTER not forget it!!!
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Do you want to stay in here chatting or by phone? lol.
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I wonder if I had used the dreamcast it would work faster in here. I must try it sometime.
The keyboard came today and Ian set up the internet for me.
I am glad he did because I couldn't have done it. It's all double Dutch to me. I still haven't got a clue what to do!
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I'll go offline now Cazz. I'd to hear your dulcet tones again.
I'll just replace the cables

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Aw! You'll soon get the hang of it! You'll soon be surfing the net 24/7 lol.
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Dearest Dave, just a quick message to let you know it was nice chatting with you last night, well, some of the time! lol. Also, that I am thinking of you and hoping your back isn't so painful today.
I had a great sleep last night and I'm looking forward to my pampering evening tonight I am also going to try and have an easier day and not dash about so much.
It is a bit cloudy here right now but I hope it will brighten up.
Well my friend, I'll leave you another nice, hot cup of for when you get home, and also a nice big
HUUUUUUUUUUUUG
and a cosy
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I'll see you later but only for a wee while.
ya lots,
Mega's
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from Cazz

Dearest Cazz, it is so good too see you, how are you my dear Forever Friend.
I have been thinking about you so much,.
<sorry I'm late, I had some jobs to do.
I'm using the dreamcast and I don't like it!
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Dave, I have just seen your name online. I am having loads of problems on here, can I phone you just for a wee while?
Thanks for the emails. I loved the verse.
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Aw Dave, if you're on the Dreamcast it doesn't matter about me phoning. I'll carry on with this and hope it improves!
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