h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am Master Lord Thwlkngded (the walking dead). In my former life I was known as MIcah Tuhy, but in the glory of the force and all the spiritual powers that float through me I have been born to new life as an immortal, neither living nor dead, but with powers beyond comprehension. A Master Sith Lord, I am also infused with powers far beyond the force as one who exists not as flesh as blood but just as a physically manifest spiritual presence, able to take all all sorts of forms and abilitys. Only the limits of my imagination can limit the powers that I possess. Along with that, I am the master of the sword and of the lightsaber, and sll physical combats.

Does the "Divine Shadow" dare to take on another shadow, void of light, rich in powers of the light and the darkness, and of powers not seen by any mortals before?

The gauntlet hath been cast down!

*blinks*

HDS, do these sorts of people just bloody flock to you...?

Oh, and just so you know *stares at his handle* What is that...? Thwlkngded...? Right. Anyway, currently master Shadow is in my dojo engaged in a rather heated battle with myself and two others. So BLEH!



(Kick 'im down, HD. 'll watch.)

Now now Jade, calm yourself, I am not one who is flocked to persay but I do have manny friends who like to over do things as I do . This one in particular.

Technically I could do a little thing that Vorlons do where I make a copy energy signature of myslef and do multiple things in multiple places and then re-combine later and sit back and watch myself doing stuff, rather fun actually.

I except you chalange, Former Mlcah Tuhy. We shall meet in the Temple of Shadows.

You'll have to fill in your personal Bio before I can reply this to you, so I'll just reply to myself and give you the link. Here is is: F106060 Enjoy.

Heh, I was just kidding anyway.

Beat him down anyway tho. It should be interesting to follow.

I'll do my very best too.

Yay!

Trah-lah-lah!

*not to be outdone, she pops herself up onto her toes and pirouettes and jumps with oodles of litheness and graceocity*

*cockney accent* If that weren't a word afore, it is now.

*Seeing he is being outdone, he jumps into the air and goes sideways. He is aparently lieing on his shoulder, and spinning himself around by pushing off of some un-seeable floor, the result being, that he is spinning around.*

This fun! WOO-HOO!!!!

*ballet spinning*

What are you, Gandalf or something...?

la la laaaaaaaa...

*scatters fairy dust on his floorto annoy him and spins about some more*

Don't leave me out of the fun!

*Slides half the way toward HDS and perfoms a reverse sommersault into a moonwalk near HDS.*

Master Lord Thwlkngded has forgotten his username and won't be able to duel you for a while.

Hi Jade, I'm a friend of HDS and don't believe I've had the honor of making your acquaintance, but You already have my respect as HDS says that you are quite formidable and knowledgeable.

*stops spinning and extends her hand*

Yeah, I rock the socks like that. Nice to meetcha. I'm an elf. right now I'm jazzed up on (IRL. I got a cappuccion machine for hat christmas gift-giving type holidy and my mum is all the worse for wear because of it. )


ANYWAY THO!

*puts on her white Stripes CD and begins rocking out to "Fell in Love with a Girl"*

Argh! Its in my eyes!

*falls to the ground, pawing the pockets in his robe looking for his Viseen eye drops.*

*after a minute he finds the eye-drops and pours half the bottle in each eye.*

That's better

Jade, it hurts me that you called me an idiot

Awww, you poor mite. Where did I call you an idiot...? I'm sorry, at any rate. Forgive me? ...And for that metter, join the fun, you great prat. We're partying. Dance with me!

*grabs HDS by the arm and forces him to do some mad dancing with her*

*Looking quite silly as he performs a spin followed by the splits, Lews is dancing his best, which is to say not very good, and feels shamed at the skill of HDS and Jade*

So HDS where are you at the moment?

Well he's here. Dancing. And he's fighting me and two others at my dojo (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A881011 go see my house!). Yah...!

*dance dance*

Don't forget to check out all the rooms. And Jade, you called me an idiot in an e-mail from long ago that for some reason Craxus just now decided to show me.

Soon I will be leaving and not be able to post again until tommorrow, probly, as my comp is messed up and I am using a comp at Craxus's house just now. So Lews, if you wanted to know where I (on earth and not planet H2G2) I will soon be at my house.

Tah!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA. *a small flame appears and grows to the size of a tall, lithe man. The flames disappear to reveal a cloaked figure. The figure draws his hood back to reveal his face* I am Fyrwulf, the Flame of Anor, formerly Allanon before time-leaping to become the Maud' Dib himself, the consumation of the Bene Gesserit, and before becoming the Druid Allanon, he was Known as Dustin Crawford, the crazy pyromaniac. I now show my physical self as a Rider of Rohan named Fyrwulf. I welcome your enemies to try and fight ME!!!