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*glances over at noname and kheldar then over to shazz and winks as she begins lighting the candles*
monsy

~plants both feet firmly in the ground. throws a quick look over his shoulder if noname is standing there. feels like he's prepared for anything that might happen now...~

*begins to laugh and motions for shazz*
don't be so sure kheldar
monsy

hey hey hey!!...let the fun begin

Any need for an expert on bathtubs ?

TM.

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if anyone knows about bathtubs it would be towelmaster ....
hhhhhmmmmmmmmm......
monsy

You bet your a**....

I think that we will keep the bath tub out of this for the ,oment eh Monsy? We don't want to worry Kheldar too much now do we?
shazzPRME

Hilfe! Hilfe!
~realizes it's too late to flee now. With an unusual certainty in his eyes Kheldar stands. He doesn't feel the need to say anything. His eyes are locked onto the scenery before him. He now knows that this is the greatest challenge he ever had to face and knows that he probably won't make it out of here. Kheldar stands...~

*Monsy and shazz advance... one on each side. Then they both...*
shazzPRME

grab kheldar by the arms and drag is stiff body over to the bathtub and begins lowering him into it carefully so as not to wet the bottoms of his feet
monsy

*... which means that he is dangling in a most ungainly fashion!...
Undeterred... Monsy and shazz proceed to...*
shazzPRME

~in the meantime, Kheldar feels a quietness come over him. His mind controls his body in a perfect way. Kheldar searches for the flame in the void. Within seconds he finds it. While he is turned over by Monsy and Shazz, he somersaults backwards and lands next to the tub. Grins at the two standing empty-handed now, and waits...~

... but not for long because...
shazzPRME

.....monsy and shazz decide that in order to keep this sort of thing from happening again they will glue him to the tub .....they proceed to cover both kheldar and the tub in superdupper glue and carefully so as not to get any of it on them they once again lower him into the tub.....
monsy

~Kheldar sits still. In order to keep him from moving, Monsy and shazz glued him to the wrong side of the tub, therefore they're having quite a difficult time lowering him . Still as quiet as a rock, he thinks about his next move...~

~While thinking, the evil twins *grin* are tearing him so hard, that the glue is starting to wear off. with a final burst of strength, Kheldar pulls himself loose and rolls backwards...

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