h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders where we can find a large hypodermic syringe though*
Do you know any nurses Kheldar??
~snigger, snigger~
shazzPRME

Actually, I do. Now if you would just tell me what ~snigger snigger~ means, then we can have a proper conversation again

snigger snigger is a muffled snicker snicker .... happens when you consume too many test chocolates after they have been injected with the vodka
monsy

I can see that this spiking thing is a very complicated proces. I sure hope I can remember all of that. Maybe I should take notes...

nah, the notes wouldn't do you any good at all...see, shazz and i make it up as we go.....more fun that way
snigger snigger....gipple gipple
monsy

~makes mental note to stay clear from monsy and shazz together IRL. Then wonders where he can escape to when that happens~

Yes, you both are terribly funny
~doubtful smile~

You know that you are looking forwards to that time really Kheldar! Don't go getting cold feet!!
shazzPRME

yes kheldar....but if you do i am sure we could warm them for you
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hey shazz, got any candles handy????
monsy

yes Infact I have some very pretty flower ones just close by now you come to mention it Hehehehe!
shazzPRME

then yes khelder....we can def. warm them tootsies for you
monsy

btw shazz.....you do know that those flower candles are floating candles....meant to float in a nice bath while lit to create that romantic glow....or if you have a large wine glass you can float them in it as a centre piece at the table
very romantic and all
monsy

And you're planning all that to warm my feet??? LOL !!

monsy

JEEPERS!!! Kheldar....two gorgeous women,candlelit dinners,candlelit baths,warmed feet....paradise old boy.....paradise

We aim to please LOL
shazzPRME

~starts scanning the place for any emergency exits~
I think my feet aren't that cold... When you two agree in such an obvious way, it's usually something I don't want to be involved in

They sound cold Kheldar.
no offence meant of course

Thank you very much. Now I'm stuck here with these two...
Of course, I know you were only trying to be helpful ~grin~ .

of course i was old chap,furthermore i was quite prepared to stand in for you as well should the need have arisen.I mean ,what are friends for?

~makes gracious bow~
Say no more . Thank you very much. And if that two weird ladies decide they should come after me, I think I can use a backup .