h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've pinpointed the location of YK again; he's at a forum called "Further Drinkage" and has most recently said that he needs a quote about Mary Leakey, the famous archæologist, other than "I have no idea who you're talking about."

Can I just *run this one up the flag pole to see which way the wind blows* ? Or am I missing the point?

point? you mean there was a point to all of this?? drat! hmmmm....must go *back to the ol' drawing board*
monsy

Ah well, *A miss is as good as a mile* but I dare say *given enough rope....*.

*Note to gentle reader: The trail to this point is a long and winding one, if I am repeating something which has gone before please forgive me *

lest he begin to *sound like a broken record* but just remember that you have to give him credit for *ramming the point home* in such a polite and lovely manner
hmmmmmm......time for me to *throw myself into my work* again....*a womans work is never done*
monsy

"This is getting hit over the head lessons."
"You hold your head like this and go WAAAAAAAUGH!"
"Now I'm seeing stars!"
"My god, it's full of stars!"
[hums "Thus sang Zarathustra," the 2001 theme]
"Hal, open the pod bay doors."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I cannot."

it seems as if our dear mew and mewtwo have found themslelves *bowled over* by a certain movie
monsy

Reminds me of a great movie with talking bombs, 'Dark Star'?

And /that/ reminds me of a great /game/ with talking bombs, "Starship Titanic", made by TDV, no less!

It's "the walking dead"! "It's ALIVE"! I had about decided this forum was "a goner". I suppose "I will have to re-think my position on that". Glad to see it's getting some "new blood"1

NM

"Bloody hell."

*There's life in the old dog yet!*
shazzPRME

[STAR WARS-RELATED JOKE]
A planet whose sole inhabitants were mollusks recently got obliterated by a stray asteroid; at the time, "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of oysters cried out, and were silenced." [groans abound]

Arghhh!!
shazzPRME

[Two studio executives run in from opposite doors]
[Bill: "Here's 'Star Wars: Episode 1'!"]
[Frank: "I've got 'Robin Hood: Men In Tights'!"]
[they crash]
[Bill: "Oh, no..."]
[Frank: "Let's see what we got."]
STAR WARS
Robinhood 1:
The Phantom Menintights

"You got Men in Tights all over my Star Wars!"
"You got Star Wars all over my Men in Tights!"

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Reeces Peanut Butter Cups! (Oh wait, wrong commercial. )

Poked his nose in an anthill
Tangled up in Blue
Twitterpated
Shot at and missed, sh*t at and hit

I feel like I've been hoist by my own petard!
Is that a piece of cheese in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
What's a nice mouse like you doing in a place like this?
shazz

Just following along
Anywhere the wind blows
Marching to the beat of a different drummer
Ridin my thumb




'Nonnie

[YK] Yowza! THIS is back!

Okay ... let's try ...

"I thought /I/ was strange! I was right, too!"

"You should see ________! In fact, you did!"

"Marching to the beat of a different accordion"

"Why be normal?"

[Mackenzie] "If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a baby?"

[Mewtwo] }Wow. This is back.{