h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh my! this thing seems to of taken on a life of its own now hasn't it?? odd sayings, chastity belts, runins with the law....you name it and it can probably be found amongst the threads
*the lights are on but nobodys home*...*a needle in a haystack*.....*sanity is a state of mind*......*running around in circles*........*all dressed up and nowhere to go*
monsy

*small is beautiful**Life must go on**a penny for your thoughts*
*two can live as cheaply as one* ()
shazzPRME

"How do you tell the difference between a Slowbro's brain and a meatloaf?"

"I don't know. How?"

"I don't know either. I was hoping *you'd* know."

"No s**t , Sherlock!" "It ain't worth the paper it's written on". "This don't make no sense"! What can I say, "I ain't no Einstien"!

"Good things come in small packages"!

NM

*where's the beef?*....*all wrapped up*.....*slippery when wet*.....*speak softly but carry a big stick*....*all fired up*...*hot and bothered*......*under the big top*....*one-eyed monster*.....*giving it the old college try*
monsy

*People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones* (the punch line to a very old joke LOL)*Do you come here often?**Pass out* *pass up* *pass on**pass by* ummm...*passing strange*
shazzPRME

Speak softly and carry a lightsaber. [creates the illusion of holding a blue-bladed one]

Speak softly and carry a beagle. [carrying Snoopy, who says, "RAWWWR!"]

Speak softly and carry a big stick. [Elmer Fudd voice]

Well *I* speak LOUDLY! And I carry an even BIIIIIGER stick! [Bugs Bunny voice] And I use it, too! [WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!]

[Mew disintegrates the stick against the pink bubble surrounding him]

"I'm getting whoozie"! "The room is spinning"! "Did anyone get the number of that bus"! "Did I miss something here?".

Excuse me while I "get my ducks in a row". I'll be back when "I know everything I understand!"

NM

"I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my marbles."

Wait, THAT can't be right!

Sounds like a scene from "Hook"!

NM

the boo box...NO NOT THE BOO BOX!!!! ....
ermmmmm...sorry, had to you know
monsy

*Boxing clever* *Jack in a Box* *Strip Jack Naked*
shazzPRME

I forget. What's the boo box?

It's where Hook put his prisoners.......a wooden box, and people would come up and throw a scorpion in and shout "BOO!" as they did!

"So how'd it go?" "NOT TOO GOOD!"

"If ya' see Goober, tell 'em I said *Duh-huh*.....he'll know whatcha' mean!"

NM

And I say again ... Mew!

*Read it and weep*
shazzPRME

"I'M SSSOOO conFUSSED!!!*Vinnie Barberellli.....Welcome Back Kotter*

NM

You haven't been paying attention NM! It is the Pantomime Season
so I am just experimenting with the various ribald remarks that
accompany this wonderful form of entertainment! Just shows how
few people read the Subject matter in these forums LOL
shazzPRME

he must not of been *reading between the lines* for if he had he would of seen that *the writing's on the wall* and every word was *underlined in red*
can any of you *picture this* he is *full of book sense but not a drop of walking around sense to be found*
monsy