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*nibble nibble munch munch nibble nibble munch*

*manages to get nose through* Be there in a *hic* minute, Mons.. Still *hic* trying to figure *hic* thish tashte out.

but I think that in the meantime you reached a level of theres-the-bathroom-police-necessary.


*calling bathroom police*
"hello ?"
"yipp..."
"This is Findus calling...I..."
"FINDUS ? What´s that ?"
"A cat, but..."
"Ok, show is over, go home, a CAT - and me, it´s not the FBI (Federal Bathroom Investigators ), it´s the CIA..."
"CIA ???" *lots of question marks on my face*
"yipp - Cat Insurance Agency"
"You´d better sell them to DOGS when I´m on the road, if you want MY opinion"

--
OK folks, for this time you glided the danger off !!!
occurence watching Findus

Must say, I feel kinda' "flushed"!

NM

Oozo!

yeah, in a way you really SHOULD !

*tosses Findus a balloon* ... Here, this should take the edge off.

*bubble*
mioooooooooouw

*sniff sniff*
Where's my balloon?

*eyes begin to twinkle*........you asked and you shall receive!!
CATCH!!!!!......*swings arm back as far as she can and wields one rather large alcohol filled chocolate balloon towards Wowbagger*.....
oh my!!! that WAS a GOOD shot!!!!
monsy

*leaps from monsy's pocka and scurries in circles around Wow's feet, making valliant (if vain) attempts to jump high enough to catch his balloon first*

*peers at monsy* You didn't answer my guess, so I must have been wrong. *opens mouth and points*

ok, but this is your last one unless you guess correctly in which case you will get the prize
*grabs a special balloon from her basket and hurls it toward anonymous at full speed*
CATCH!!!!!!..........my oh my!!! i think you might need some help there with that one.....
monsy

*wiping water off the face*
Well, when I can´t stop you, I´ll tell you WHO actually is the most horrible bathroom killer *HAH*
*collecting all reachable containers; mixing up a very helpful specialty, especially well known in Germany as "Findus´s bathroom peacemaking fluids*

*suspiciously looking around all edges* *spouting a green slimy mixture on monsy´s and anonymouse´s heads*
*rubbing it all aorund the hair*

You look quite fine with your green and really nasty smelling hair there

*catches balloon -- sans help *

Hey! Monsy, that's not fair! *sob* ... I'm the only one that -tried- to guess and -I- get cut off? *sniffles*

HEY!! what is this green stuff you are putting all over me and anonymous??!!!.......
monsy

And me!
Caught you balloon Monsy. Ta!
Mousey, you've got your own balloon. Don't be greedy now.
Yum - nice! Sweet tasting - Bacardi Rum perhaps?

very good wowbagger!!
could you of possibly played this game before??
monsy

*pout*


*perks* Oh yeah!

*dives back through exit nibble.. erm hole and begins excavation of giant choccy balloon*

that's the spirit anonymous
now, can you give me a guess as to what you have found underneath all of that lovely chocolate??
monsy

*nibble* .. erm.. pardon? Oh, yeah.. Uhm.. I'd already guessed Oozo but as that was totally ignored I'll take it as an incorrect guess, so I'll go with .. uhm.. Amaretto?

very good guess now can you tell me what it is mixed with??
monsy