h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To be said in your best Frankenstein impression. You'll have to imagine the thunder and lightning - haven't worked out how to do that bit yet. As you can see, another new visitor to h2g2 from Earth. I see the dolphins already have their towels on the deckchairs...ho hum. Oh look...smileys

Hiya TazDevil, you and the thuinder made me jump then, you

I've posted an ACE Welcome on your Space, hope it gives you some help

The dolphins were just keeping the seats warm for you, they'll move as you approach them

Emmily

Not going near the d**n dolphins - it's the way they grin all the time. Just went off for a look around - nice place, good decor. Oh blast...who put that pickled herring there? Anyone could fall over it, I ask you...

um, oh you found one of the booby traps then

Enjoying your tour? Watch out for the other booby traps.

And, erm, I think the dolphins have been at the so it's probably a good idea to aviod them.

Emmily

That's no booby trap, that's my new pet!
I love my pickled herring!
His name's Dennis and he likes Pena-coladas , getting caught in the rain and meeting new people, [hence his lurking around the I'm New page].

Did Dennis always have that boot-print on his head? Maybe he ought to stay away from the booze if that's the state he gets in What are you doing loitering around the New page - makes it sound decidedly fishy (ha ha)

'waves'

What was that? Did anyone notice?

P.S. Dolphins not the only ones who have been at the . am sitting safely outside half a bottle of wine and it hasn't started to kick in ye...asdf vvk;vohg. Damn.

You squished Dennis! You basset-horn!

He'll be fine. Just a slight case of death. Couple of asprin and he'll be running around again, playing on his bike - you'll see!

Hmmmm Denis could ride a bike Stealth?

Emmily

Aye, when he was little more than a small fry he trained for the wall of death on his Sushi Motor-scooter.

ITS ALIVE is it? Glad you could visit us on planet Earth, but what do you mean by "ITS ALIVE". What is "It?". Do you know what 999, is since you call yourself "TazDevil99"?

Welcome.

Love from Tony.

`IT` admits to no understanding, crosses space, time and fairy cake, and just IS. No, I don't know either.

Why TazDevil99? Critical Mass...think about it...

Have a great time on H2 G2.

Click on the RainbowMovement above and visit me sometime.

Love from Tony