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Children of Poseidon sounds like a thrilling story, I have something to add- possibly? On my page, in my entry there's one called- The Morkal. I'm sure it would be of value to your story?

I've been to The Morkal Richard but the entry seems to be empty. Perhaps you could tell me what's there here?

Not to worry Mike, I've re-written the entry again- can't think what happened to it?

It's a dark poem that rivals the Kraken Wakes- a special monologue for a Doctor Who tale that never worked out- Death's head rock about sea monsters so I think this should definitely fit in to your tale?

Enjoy.

Thanks Rich. I have a feeling that it may make an appearance in the story!

That's all right- have you or Martin had a chance to read: Evil is Relative yet?

I haven't had a chance as yet Richard, I apologise but I'ver simply been rushed off of my feet of late what with the rise in popularity of the Lord Mike Saga Page and The Children of Poseidon. I don't know if Martin has or not.

Not to worry Andrew or Hurricane want to know if you're on Msn Messenger and if so what's your address?

I'm not actually on MSN sorry.

Never mind, I'll just get badgered to death by Andrew and Hurricane then.

Would you like a copy of my Audio script part one?

Certainly, I'd love to read it

Problem lies in the fact that your address alludes me, as enigmatic as yourself, do you carry a laptop in that cane of yours?

Should I attempt carrier pigeon?

As for your next story, I liked that 'The Count, the knight and the Otter' Has a certain ring to it- And I'm not referring to the imminent ring from the telephone within your study Or the prized diamond encrusted ring stolen from the Royal Board Palace of Rae either.

anyone?

The Count, the Knight, his wife and the Otter. Even.

Or not.

Married? I had no idea. Blimey - And now to quote Moulin Rouge:

'So what's the story?' barked the producer.

'Well it's about this Count- noble, proud, arrogant- teamed up with a Knight- Brave, his wife- And an Otter' Lance said looking up to the many fat, sweaty producers before him.

'No, that won't work at all- Two great men? We can use the Otter so the Knight, let's have a knight in name alone. Other than that it works' belched a cigar chomping, balding man.

'Great' Lance said and smiled.

'But what's the story?' barked the man.

'Ah.... you have me there' Lance murmured.

'Have you where?' the man replied.

'Ooh nasty!' came a reply from the back.

Married? Oh no, not me.

Nibbles has a wife though.

Nibbles has a wife.... Is she a Vole? Oh dear when he sees this{If he can read} he'll scratch my eyes out!

Spatial Boundaries- Very interesting Story you have there Lance, particularly first paragraph as I come across someone called 'Philips'!

Of course it could just be a coincidence but even so very Ripper-ish Opening part, I can almost see parts of Talons and From Hell in your story- how odd my mind works?

Which Doctor is taking place here?

Hello Richard!

Actually, I was inspired by your declaration of creating a "Fresh new beginning", using a completely new Doctor. I started writing it for yours, but I changed tack and decided to create my own.

Technically, he's just 'The Doctor' - I don't want to mess about with what regeneration he is. He's definitely a Post-McGann Doctor though. Probably even Post-Ninth Doctor. Do you like him?

The Second Part is considerably less Ripper-ish, and rather more Science Fictiony. I don't know when I'll be posting it though ...

He's an interesting character I'll give you that, as is the story, simply breathes atmosphere.

Post-McGann eh? and Post Ninth- you mean this is the Tenth Doctor?

I started Evil is Relative Ep. 3, still has yet appear mind you I'm not sure if I want it to be four or three parts long?

To while away the weekend could I interest you in an offer of three hundred encyclopedias from the Gwob-Gwob islands, a holiday for two outside Catford Sewage farms, a free petting school lesson for ferrets, polecats and other assorted Otter-like animals and a new Title?

Though seriously would you consider being another in a long line of three to partake of a Doctor Who audio script to read at your leisure and imagine what havoc Big Finish might create if let near it?

How large is it? Where can I find it?

Long? You mean the Encyclopedias or the script?

Script last around 300 pages- part one 47 pages.

Email address: [email protected] + I'm available on messenger