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Cheese

Post 21

guide_hacker

How to Write Them



Wait! Wait! This is supposed to be about mostly harmless hacking! Is

Carolyn really going to tell all the newbies how to write computer viruses?

Yes, I am. I will tell you how to really write computer viruses, not just

use some lamer program like Virus Workshop that writes weak, helpless little

viruses for you. However, to use the information in this Guide you must know

how to compile Java or use assembly language. If you can master these, you

probably have enough willingness to work hard that you will not abuse the

knowledge of how to code viruses. At least that's my theory -- please don't

prove me wrong!

Besides, the only way to fight dangerous viruses is to know exactly how to

write them.

First, if you are like me, you may already be struggling with the

temptation to install a Java virus on your Web site to infect unwary

visitors. Yes, I really am going to show you how to do this. However, it

is a (mostly) harmless virus. (Aw, darn!)


Cheese

Post 22

guide_hacker

I;m a good hacker not a bad hacker I help the cyber idiots!


Cheese

Post 23

Inferno

How are you going to show me?


Cheese

Post 24

guide_hacker

How to Write Them



Wait! Wait! This is supposed to be about mostly harmless hacking! Is

Carolyn really going to tell all the newbies how to write computer viruses?

Yes, I am. I will tell you how to really write computer viruses, not just

use some lamer program like Virus Workshop that writes weak, helpless little

viruses for you. However, to use the information in this Guide you must know

how to compile Java or use assembly language. If you can master these, you

probably have enough willingness to work hard that you will not abuse the

knowledge of how to code viruses. At least that's my theory -- please don't

prove me wrong!

Besides, the only way to fight dangerous viruses is to know exactly how to

write them.

First, if you are like me, you may already be struggling with the

temptation to install a Java virus on your Web site to infect unwary

visitors. Yes, I really am going to show you how to do this. However, it

is a (mostly) harmless virus. (Aw, darn!)


Cheese

Post 25

guide_hacker

I'm a good hacker not a bad hacker and I want to be your freind Johnny muh boy.... I help those who can't help themselves in cyber space and hack those who are ass holes!


Cheese

Post 26

Inferno

How do you know Jon?


Cheese

Post 27

guide_hacker

I won't help you dead man I help idiots not ass holes oh and you are both!!!!! ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha!!! smiley - smiley


Cheese

Post 28

Omega 3 - The Mixing Dude

What is it with you? You think youcan hack into any system? I don't believe you!

I bet your puny PC with it's 64k processor couldn't get into my G4! Ha!

Omega 3

Answer one questionif you can hack into My computer:

What is the CD in my drive RIGHT NOW?


Cheese

Post 29

Inferno

Why would i need help from you! I asked you a question!!!!


Cheese

Post 30

guide_hacker

Chris stop it your like an annoying fly and u are really pissing me off!!!


Cheese

Post 31

Inferno

Sorry......... smiley - sadface


Cheese

Post 32

guide_hacker

your comp is week and I don't know but I think you just cold shoulderd my offer..... unfortunatly I'm busy right now but I can guess what is in your cd drive.... let me see, a music program? just a guess.


Cheese

Post 33

guide_hacker

HA HA H AH AH AH bue for now I've got bigger fish to fry I'll see you later but you won't see me!!


Cheese

Post 34

Inferno

Leaving already!


Cheese

Post 35

Omega 3 - The Mixing Dude

Why guess if you can hack in and see...?


Cheese

Post 36

Inferno

Meet Omega 3 in the "Who Am I" Conversation in your personal space!


Cheese

Post 37

Inferno

And to get this conversation back on track, i don't want to touch your blue cheese!!!!!


Cheese

Post 38

Inferno

Nobody want's to touch your blue cheese!!


Cheese

Post 39

guide_hacker

Rooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

-Chewy


Cheese

Post 40

Inferno

Nobody wants to touch your blue cheese either!!!!


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