h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nobody want's to touch your blue cheese!!

Be careful how you use the word "Blue"

Howdy how are you? add me to your freinds list!!! tell me what you think, do you like the new scooby doo or the old scooby doo?
tell me at "my space" see you for now. uh oh there is the bell bye.

Woops I forgot about cheese!!! please your lordship!! forgive me!! old mcdonald sitting on a bench banging away with a monky wrentch missed the bench and hit his balls peed all over his overalls!!! went to the river to wash it off, that darn critter bit it off. went to the doctor and the docter said, SORRY SIR YOUR BALLS ARE DEAD!!!
bury me tie my balls to a cherry tree when they are ripe take a bite DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU BARF ALL NIGHT!!!
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Be carful how you use the word "Bench" and possibly "Wrench".

Also, I did the same thing, except it was stolen by some darn Ho-Bo. He wrote a letter back saying I could have his.

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I'm a lumber Jack and I'm ok, sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees I eat My lunch and I go to the Lavotree on Wensdays I go shoppin and have butter scones for tee!

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars.

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees I wear high heels suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie just like my deer Pa Pa!!!!!!

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

Be careful how you use the word "ok"

That sneeky little basterd follows me everywhere death to fuzzy little red puppets

I know Jonathon no one in their right mind would want to touch your "blue" cheese! I agree with TechLord.

And i hope that sneaky little b*****d is still following your around and ruining your life!

Such Lango!

Go wash your mouth out with Bleach. Soap isn't enough...

Better yet, clear your whole body out with Arsenic....
NOT LEAD

Omega 3

UH Well hmm.... Arsenic sucks! Go wash out with uh lead that is it! Go blow yourself up, it will change your look that is for sure!

Oh and i forgot, cheese sucks and i never ever want to touch your "blue" cheese! YUCK!

I'm back in black I hit the sack I'm glad to be in the pack, yes um let loose from the noose thats kept me hangin around, my name says it all Johnny I know where you live where Taylor lives where John lives oh and I love poking around inside your sad excuse for a mac! ha ha ha ha ha ha you can't track me I'm like a wraith! by the way gensis isn't that good and neither is your drumming! ha ha ha ha ha ha cheese is good ay? I particularly like Japanese sage darbi! screw chris!! sound mixing ay that sounds interesting... almost as interesting as a genises concert, how is your little brother... ha ha ha ha ha
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Who are you, you, you stalker!

And don't screw me, i am too young to be screwed! LOL. And i don't want to touch your blue cheese either!

Johnny muh boy it's my job as a member of the guide to collect information and if I prefer personal info well that makes me a sort of god I supose! like I said before you can't track me.... by the way your little freind Taylor is very interesting, I was digging around his machine when he locked me out and sent a virus back to me! how did that jerk do it!!!! it is funny He seems a worthy opponet. he visits the guide often but never puts any new posts why? how was he able to stop me?! this little bratt just out of the 8th grade? well maybe he can stop me from getting into his computer but he can't stop me from getting into his freinds!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha

You are very weird~! Why do you do that? And you spelt Jon's name wrong... Who could you be, i don't know, but i will find out some day... If you tell me.

you are a sad excuse for a human not worth my hacks!

You are so mean! Who are! And thank god you aren't hacking me, because you probably couldn't either.