h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thorntons made too many Easter eggs this year. So, to save them all going to waste they were melted back down and turned into chocolate drops and loaded into giant plastic sacks.

These were then marketed to farmers for fattening up their beef cattle. The chocolate drops are much, much cheaper than grain to buy at the moment, and so one of our tutors brought several sacks (white and milk ) for her bullocks. The animals in question apparently took a mouthful each, chewed briefly, and then spat the back out.

So in the campus office this morning sit two large sacks, and loads of small plastic bags for people to help themselves to the remains of the cattle’s supper. At some point this weekend I’ll be making raspberry and white muffins. We’ll eat almost anything out here in the sticks.

That's brilliant! Any chance of lobbing some over here?

After the feeding frenzy that was going on the main office, I doubt there'll be much left. Tutors have been seen marching past my windows chomping away.

However, I'll send a up with anything that I do find.

Hiya lil. Long time since I've managed to get on here.

Indeed, I thought you might have been locked in your hidden bunker all this time

I have been keeping my head well below the parapet, I’ve not retreated fully into the bunker just yet – I’m still stocking up on supplies.

As an aside, B and I may be coming up for the Hull meet in July. It coincides with his Dad’s birthday and the end of term. Are you going this year? I know you have in the past.

Yes, I'm going to be there!

It would be great to meet up with you again!

Mmmm cattlefood
I've eaten those choc buttons that were ment for a pet rabbit we had
And I always get told off at my Aunties for eating all her dog food biscuits.... cattle choc though sounds even beeter I bet they've nearly all gone now?

oooh, a lesser spotted Odo!

Can you grab a load and make a for us?

* back to Icky *

It'll have to be a white 'cos all the milk has gone.

2legs, I'll bet almost anything that there isn't any left now. I was very lucky to get a tip off about useless cattle feed when I did!

I just can't stop my self wondering... What if the cattle eat the chocolate? Would there be chocolate milk coming from the cows?

still wouldn't explain why the milka cow is lilac...

ola...odo,

whats new on campus long time no speak...