h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was sent to earth 16 years ago. The first 7 years were quiet okay in Germany. But then THEY came into my life. I did not know what they are. But I found out. Those really mean creatures were teachers. I thougt some kind of gigantic red and green coloured UFO will pick them up after some time. BUT THEY ARE STILL HERE!! You can't describe them! They always watch you! You want to talk to your classmates? You have no chance!! You want to sleep in scool? They have no mercy and don't mind about the fact that you have watched soccer the day before until the early morning!! But some of them are quite nice. To all teachers in that small world: keep on trying to teach us but don't take it so serious at all!!!!!

You have mis-spelled the word "school". Please write out that sentence again fifty times and leave it on my desk by 9.00 tomorrow morning

Who sent you to Earth and when are they coming back for you?

You are obviously not a teacher! Write out "I must try to improve" one thousand times ,one letter per square on 1/2 cm A4 sized square paper.