h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is a long conference table in this room with mini computer screens infront of each seat. There are enough places around the table for every member of the society though usually very few people are in here at once. At the end of the room is a large computer monitor that generally shows the same as what is on the smaller monitors.

~Skenvoy

*opens door, looks round, goes out again*

*walks in sits at head of table and starts to prepare first mission briefing...*

~Skenvoy

reporting i see youve met tiger



andy

Ok, anyone else coming?? O yeah theres no other agents... hmmmm... I'm gonna have to solve that... Anyway down to business, our first mission;

*presses a button and the lights dim*
Ok, on your monitors now is the face of our next target. His name is Dr. Avil (yes that's a takeoff of Dr. Evil but it's his name, I didn't name him!).
*picture appears on monitors of bald bloke*
It is believed that he sends money to groups to get them to riot, it is also believed that he provides weapons and ammo to these groups. We have two main objectives. Firstly we must infiltrate his mansion
*visual on monitors of Mansion belonging to Dr. Avil, it shows a large Alablaster coloured building with a 10ft high wall around it. The Mansion is 3 stories high*
Our second objective is to plant listening devices in Dr. Avils conference and bedroom, tap his phone lines and if possible find any evidence of his activities.

He has guards patrolling his mansion, luckily we can watch those gurads outside using a Satalite relay, once inside the mansion we are currently blind (unless someone wants the gadgetary dept to make them something). The guards are armed and dangerous, we want to keep casualties to a minimum. For now we will start training on this exercise in the training grounds, more mission details nearer the time.
*Presses buttona dn lights go back up*

Any questions?

~Skenvoy

ok off to the training what about the gadgets ?

andy

Well we'll have to ask G dept to make some forus... go to the depts page (theres a link from the Spy societies homepage) and ask someone to make you something...

~Skenvoy

on my way over now*hmm what shall i choose*


andy

*waits for numerous rocket firing pens, watches that can cut through 10 ft of metal using a laser and other such thigns to appear*

~Skenvoy

ive allready got my laser watch from the last mission *i wonder if it still works?*


andy

well uh... *holds up a sheet of metal*
try it on this...

~Skenvoy

oh *dint meen to singe your eyebrows*


andy

well I guess i could use teh singed eyebrows as a disguise....

~Skenvoy

mm makes you look like a gang memeber

andy

*puts over elaborate fake bushy eyebrows on*
what about these?

~Skenvoy

*more like edward heath*

*takes off fake eyebrows*
o well..

~Skenvoy

*that looked painfull* mm the bald look now

andy

Hmmm...who are these groups he pays? And why is it relevent? (it might help us figure out his actions...and reactions)

P.S. Wonderful *eyebrows* really!

we are unsure, thats why we are trying to find the info out

~Skenvoy

P.S. I kne those eyebrows looked good!