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I haven't got any cigarettes. I don't know what to do. Do I heat up a knife on the hob and press that to my ugly face? Do I boil the kettle and pour boiling water over my arm? Do I try and drink myself into numbness? Do I take an overdose? Or all of the above? What should I do to make this pain go away? I don't have anything to live for. I have no friends. No life. No Suz. I'm boring and lame, unfunny and ugly, I'm not human!!!
HELP ME SOMEBODY PLEASE

Sorry.

: almost in the same predicment; I've one* cigerette left, I'm on here till i'm bored/fed up, tehen I'll have the last cold* can of guiness, then the last cigerette, then get up early*ish, and ge some more fags dire innit?

Thankfully the 'Fresh Cream With White Wine and Irish Whiskey' and listening to A Perfect Circle at a painfully loud volume has helped and I am now in a position where I can laugh out loud at that.

I haven't had cigarette in more than 24 hours.

I can't remember the time I last went 12 h hours without a cigarette let alone a whoe day you deserve a preseensetn of some sort for that alone I am going off now I think to drink my last can guiness and smoke my last cigarette (till I get to the shop in the morn or afternoon tomorrow depdentding when I get up!) see ya tomorrow

I have to be ready to leave for the hospital by 5ish... There no hot water and I forgot my razor so I guess I'll have to bath using the kettle if I get up in time for bath that is. I guess I should mix some drugs and drink and hope that get me off to sleep.

Just dont' do snay too* stupid d drug drink omination.... I won't say do it not at all as I know what you mean you in hospital tomorrow? I must have missed that Oh, blimey, I ought go bed soon its neary five"! Talk to you soon

No. Visiting my mother in hospital.

Dear Stealth,

I want to help but I do not know how to help on these message boards but you really need to speak to someone, and I am talking about a one to one chat in private and completely confidential.

Please phone the Samaritans on: 08457 909090

It must be better than cyber space because you will be able to talk freely knowing that the other person is just going to listen and not give you unwanted advice.



Love Tony