h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brentcon1, the official launch for Knees Up Mother Earth, Robert Rankin's latest book, sequel to Witches Of Chiswick and prequel to the other 6 Brentford books, gets underway in a few hours... And I can't sleep, not because I'm nervous or excited [though I am both,] but because I just don't feel tired, which is really annoying as I need to get some sleep because there won't be much time for sleeping over the next 3 days, even though Brentcon is gonna be pretty sedate by Sproutlore standards there is gonna be alot happening and I don't wanna miss a minute of it. Decided I really couldn't afford to go to the pre convention Pub crawl, if there's a post con "dead dog" I might stick around for that if I have some cash, I forgot to bring some flyers with me for a metal night in Croydon a acquaintance is organising... I might stop off at Gatwick and see if he has any at work on my way into London... as I know few guys from Sproutlore live in the on the London - Brighton line and are into metal.
I've really lost my muscles... I used to lift about 30Kg one handed with ease, now I can barely manage my bag... I've become such a flabby wimp, it's pathetic.
When I was in Gatwick the other day, I was having a BigMac [no "fries" as they are covered in a disgusting amount of salt] and this woman was just staring at me in disgust, making it clear that someone as fat as me had no right to live.

Anyway Stealth Kamanchi isn't here right, please leave a msg and he will get back to you as soon as possible.

I want a detailed report on your return!!!

OK, I'll set about writing one presently...

metal night in croydon you say? i'm in croydon n we could certainly do with a metal night!

Blacksheep Bar Wednesday the 18th... Not sure I'm gonna make it...

I have a fondness for Croydon that it would be indelicate of me to explain. Haven't been any further into it than the east station for almost two years now though...