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Post 1

Peregrin

Today we cleared out the maggots from the pile of washing up in our kitchen.

Maybe we ought to wash up someday. I'm sure we'll get round to it.

Everybody's taking this presidential campaign thing way too seriously. I've got a good mind to do something totally silly and completely unexpected, like... um... er... resign in favour of my feet... or something.


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Post 2

alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste)

You could resign in favour of the maggots. No wait, that's RL politics. smiley - winkeye

Ali*


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Post 3

Peregrin

perhaps I should start giving away free maggots. That would sort them out.


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Post 4

alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste)

LOL. smiley - tongueout Are you in England? I wonder if your maggots would get on with the Canadian ones I've got living in my garbage can. smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Demon Drawer

Seriously. I don't want to compete against your feet. I wouldn't *stand* a chance. smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Peregrin

Yes... I think it would be a bit sadistic of me to release my feet unto an unsuspecting H2G2 community though.
They'd make great dictators. But they do tend to argue... and I can't really separate them.


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Post 7

Demon Drawer

That would stand alone in splendid isolation from anyone else.

*DD holds nose*


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Post 8

alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste)

LOL.


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Post 9

Peregrin

Actually I think my feet would argue over who gets to be the president and who has to be the vice president. They're like that, you know.


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Post 10

Garius Lupus

Your feet could run, but they wouldn't have a leg to stand on.


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Post 11

Garius Lupus


Where in Canada are you from? I am from London, Ontario.


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Post 12

alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste)

(To GL: I'm from Welland, near Niagara Falls. A mere 2 hours away. smiley - smiley)


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Post 13

Garius Lupus

I used to live in St. Catharines, in the early 1970's, when I was a teenager. Small world!


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