h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Spiggy sometimes gets colic, but he has been clear for a while (dietary change helps for a while).
However, on Monday, he had an episode. I followed my nose until i found the offending article and, my clever pussy cat had done it on the gas bill! I thought he was a bit senile, but obviously he felt the same as me about it, i couldn't have trained him to have a better aim
Unfortunatley I just got a reminder, plus the phone bill - £120 At least that is on Direct Debit.
Why do the meanies send them out just before Christmas? I guess cos no-one has any cash afterwards.
I bought the stamps, dug out the Christmas cards i bought last january for 20p in the clear out sales, now i just have to write them!!

good pussy How are you? I got my gas bill and phone bill too...it's obviously some sort of devious plot...but for what purpose i don't know