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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Well it all makes sense now.
Irritability and unable to resist the packet of chocolate biscuits in the shop today. (well they weren't proper chocolate biscuits, just bourbons as i knew if i bought chocolate digestives the packet would last about 2 days at the most)
Just checked my diary and it is that evil time of the month that I turn into a bitch from hell (don't even think about saying i was already! smiley - winkeye)
Think i should just stay in bed for the next 10 days.


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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

smiley - hug

Evil time of the month smiley - sadface don't worry it'll all be over soon smiley - biggrin

I know how you feel - TRUST ME i do... but have lots of smiley - choc and smiley - cake - you deserve it - and make yourself feel better by doing whatever you want (like watching trashy daytime TV or going on hootoo - works for me smiley - winkeye)

If only men could experience it as well.... they couldn't cope smiley - smiley

Lou


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BB..GAY FEM N PROUD :0)

hiya mort
hope u will be feeling better soon shame that its that time but hey at least it gives us a chance to relax n eat what we want when we wantsmiley - smiley
lisasmiley - rainbow


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nadia

Staying in bed for the duration sounds like a viable option, just train the cats to fetch smiley - choc and make smiley - tea and you'll be set.
smiley - orangefish


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Yeah if i am going to swell up with water retention, feel like a beached whale and get depressed about it, then i might as well stuff my face with rubbish and enjoy it.
I feel a trip to the cake shop coming on - chocolate eclairs! I will have to pretend i am having a party otherwise they will think I am a right greedy cowsmiley - winkeyesmiley - laugh


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nadia

I think my body's feeling sorry for you, I just started bleeding, clearly in sympathy. But I go past a cake shop on my way into work and eclares do indeed sound like a spiffing idea.

smiley - orangefish - not pregnant this time smiley - winkeye


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

smiley - laugh
I know that women that work together start to match cycles - but over the net? smiley - yikes

isnt that the weirdest thing though? How does that happen. i worked with about 15 women and there were 2 different sets of cycles going on. didnt matter where you were in your cycle, after a few months of working there, you changed to fit in with one of the two groups. Spooky


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nadia

I've always thought it was nature, god or somesuch having a really fine joke. Making all the women in a given location be in a really bad mood at the same time. And men think the joke's on them, bless them, if only they knew how much worse it is from the inside.
smiley - orangefish


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Tabitca

smiley - hugsmiley - choc ,smiley - chocsmiley - redwine just be kind to yourself...that's all you can do.


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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

And it's more smiley - choc from mesmiley - hug

smiley - peacedove


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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders

I find sipping smiley - redwine, & taking cal-mag-zinc pills incessently helps~but oh,how I wish Gary would experience the joys of /let alone the actual period...lets talk about childbirth too...oh I dream,I do...


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

I compare it to a bad case of the trots (diarrhoea) and the cramps and pain you can get with that but they dont believe me and think i exagerate.

Like you said, if only they could have it - just for one day!


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Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit

smiley - gift

If you open it I am sure you will find lots of smiley - choc waiting for yousmiley - biggrin

Hath
smiley - love


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honeypot01xx

men cant cope with a cold,theres no way they would cope with a pariod 1s a month,what with the smiley - blues,smiley - cross,smiley - groans,smiley - crying....we would need lots of smiley - redwine n 2 get us through it never mind them....lol smiley - laughsmiley - rose


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

smiley - laugh

Honeypot - you have a point - either way we end up suffering!


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honeypot01xx

smiley - smiley ur right there...smiley - disco...u could always do what i did 4 my daughter smiley - rose i got her on the injection,it stops ur pariods n the s that go with it smiley - smiley...
smiley - disco 2 late 4 me though has im trying 4 my 4th smiley - monster..lol smiley - laughsmiley - rose


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