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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Hi honey, I am home!


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Post 2

I'm not really here

Welcome hoooome! smiley - bubblysmiley - redwinesmiley - cidersmiley - alesmiley - gift

I missed you. smiley - smoochsmiley - hugsmiley - blush


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Post 3

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

zwobble

welcome in last week off Jabuary smiley - winkeye
may trip into 2006 be good!


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Post 4

Ivan the Terribly Average

smiley - redwine


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Post 5

zendevil


Put your feet up, here,have somesmiley - bubbly; oops, i mean a nice cup of smiley - tea

And when you are ready you can entertain us with what's been happening....

zdt


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Post 6

Not him

Hello. smiley - biggrin glad you're home?smiley - magic


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Post 7

Brown Eyed Girl

Welcome back darling! smiley - smooch


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Post 8

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Oooh! What a lovely welcome back smiley - blush


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Post 9

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Welcome Home smiley - hug

smiley - magic


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Post 10

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

Welcome Homesmiley - biggrinsmiley - redwine


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Post 11

Skankyrich [?]

Great to see you again! smiley - stout


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Post 12

zendevil


So, come on then, we are waiting to hear all the gossip, all the smut, even all the really boring bits....

*taps fingers impatiently & starts sellingsmiley - popcorn*

zdt


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Post 13

Brown Eyed Girl

*sets up smiley - hotdog stand and glares*

*tumbleweed*


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Post 14

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

*tumbleweed*

that makes me think of a machine clean your weeds!


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Post 15

Brown Eyed Girl

smiley - laugh Tumbleweed is my new word, I only recently learned what it means.

You know in western films when theres a deserted street, and just this dusty ball of weeds rolls across trhe street? That's tumbleweed.smiley - winkeye


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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

so you are are now a Brown Eyed Girl tumbleweeder smiley - silly


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Post 17

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Where shall I start?!

Apart from coming online to check messages and do the occasional post, I have been incommunicado since 3 days before Christmas, as my friend Paul (from Wiltshire) came to stay for a month.

He has stayed for the last 3 years and we get on very well smiley - whistle
He snored like a tractor smiley - cross and got sent to the 'naughty bed' (no Ideno, not *that* kind smiley - handcuffs), which is a high sleeper bunk in the boxroom.

But it was nice to have someone to pull a smiley - cracker with - even it did feel like I was his mother at times!

The cats have gone loopy, just as they got used to him, they have to get used to him being gone.
Spiggy has started acting like a naughty 2-year-old and WeeOne has nibbled the fur from her back legs and is starting to resemble a show poodle smiley - yikes


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

I got lots of lovely smiley - giftsmiley - giftsmiley - chocsmiley - book

My birthmum sent me up some beautiful stuff - including a watch. The presents were great but it makes me go soft when I think of her getting pleasure in buying things for me (she told me she did).

(Don't get me wrong, I am not saying my parents get any less pleasure from buying me things.)

It was my half sisters 8th birthday last week. She is a very pretty girl - must run in the family smiley - winkeye

Paul bought me the Sharon Osbourne bio. I haven't started reading it yet but I think it will be interesting.


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Post 19

zendevil


Awwwww......how lovely!

*Watches Mort sitting with big soppy smile in a half-melted pool ofsmiley - choc withsmiley - catsmiley - cat paddling round gettingsmiley - footprints all over thesmiley - book*

zdt


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