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but yer not old,,,just,,,errrrmmm,,,,,,,,I better not

Its my birthday soon. For the past 3 years its been hijacked by my grandaughter(7). Ive had to have pass the parcel, balloons, trifle and cake. etc etc etc.
Ive spent most of my birthdays making butties and cooking various party foods and generally running around and not enjoying my day.
This year, Im saying that if anyone wants a party, they have to do it for me.

I cant see me having a party

Helen,,,,,,,,u will av to let us know when,,,than we can pop round and make a few sarny's n the like,,,,

ERRRRM,,,,,would you be able t save me some trifle tho ??

I want cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off

hi you two

bet you havent missed me being around

gary, i sent you an email a while back on the box info you asked for lol J.H.D.

Hi Jim, I forwarded the one you sent to me. Hopefully its gone through.

Just call me postman Pat

Jim,,,,,I'll have a look,,,,sorry like,am just gettin used t this pc,,,,,or,,,errrm,,the set up on sky email !..................btw,I got a nudge or 2 or 9 from Helen sayin ya sent me email........

Helen,,,,,,,,,,,,,why cant you eat crusts ?,,,best bit of bread !!!!!!!!!

Gary. You have to have posh sandwiches on your birthday, unless its a thick greasy bacon doorstop

nowt wrong with a thick un !!!!!,,,,,,,bacon sounds good,,when can ya cook it ?

Sorry, Ive just eaten egg on toast. Hopefully I shall be eating out later.

ha ha,,, 2 for a fiver ?

Mini fish and chips in a chippy. We hadnt planned to eat out, but they wanted to. We were still full from our late breakfast, but you have to be sociable. Any excuse to feed

We took daughter in law and grandaughter out and met up with other daughter and hubby and new baby.

why mini ?,,,,

Cos we werent hungry enough for anything bigger and as we had eaten from the chippy the night before, I try not to have too many chips. I think Ive grown enough

hi there

just grabbed an hour at the library, i had to go to post a parcel in town, so came here after.

helen, email in post J.H.D.XX

Ha ha Jim,,,,Is your library constantly full with Internet users ?,,,ours is,many a time its full of comp kids....its amazin wot sites they use,

I bet they arent very educational

ha ha,,,plz excuse that email,I think I sent,,,cosider myself slapped

Yes, you did send it
Slap slap slap and dont enjoy the slap!

hi you two

what you been doing now gary lol

could be monday or tuesdasy till i get here agin, unless im go to the cyber tomz J.H.D