This is the Message Centre for Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

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Post 21

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

st like to say that should G ever have this problem again I'm ready willing and able to stand in for him as I've never been unable to perform when called on to do so, no matter how much alcomahol I've imbibed...also I've noticed that generaly once things start letting you down and being unreliable they tend to only get worse untill oneday they fail completely and you need to get a replacement. You're probably better off getting a new one sooner rather than later


smiley - cheers


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Post 22

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

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She's away on her 'Official' honeymoon now, love.. smiley - hug


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Post 23

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Ooh...I've just had a brilliant idea smiley - evilgrin


smiley - cheers


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Post 24

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

You have? smiley - erm


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Post 25

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

There's no need to look so worried, it's not illegal...well I don't think it is


smiley - cheers


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Post 26

zendevil


smiley - lurk with interest...

zdt


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Post 27

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

*poke*

What are you doing with Rob the Carpet, Terri? smiley - erm


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Post 28

zendevil


Examining his tufts.

zdt


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Post 29

zendevil


Oooh Lil! You're on Front page! You are a Beatle! You are a garden pest!

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You're not coming anywhere near my smiley - rose with those choppers. Behave!

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Post 30

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

And? smiley - erm


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Post 31

zendevil


Well, anyone who has a beetle named after them & goes around chomping roses must be a bit scary. I'm going back to hide under Rob the carpet. I shall consult my rug dealer.

smiley - lurk

zdt


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Post 32

Serephina

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 33

zendevil


We seem to be following each other around here!smiley - rofl

Last one to the next thread's a cissy!smiley - nahnah

zdt


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Post 34

Serephina

Thats because my shoe lace is stuck to your heel

smiley - bruised


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Post 35

zendevil


Ah, that's what it is is it? I thought it was one of Yoda's w***s!smiley - yuk

zdtsmiley - footprints


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