h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*kicks hell out of a stuffed toy*

what that poor stuffed toy do to deserve that beating?

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Well it was either a stuffed toy, or a person...I took the better option of the two

not necessarily

hmmm....I'm not sure...depends on who crosses my path the wrong way right now.

awww....Vicki Power!

*picks up *

I know how you feel.

Excuse me,,can i have a kick as well
I just feel a bit that way incined today!!

I've calmed down a tad now....

You're just echoing what a lot of people feel.

It's just gotten so out of hand


Congratulations by the way on passing your bike test!!!</>

Vroooommmm!!!

Not that I'm excited or in the least bit smug about it.

Oh, of course not!!!

Have you bought 2 bike lids though?

Is it safe to come out again?

I have a lid - I do need some waterproof boots though, I got soaked during the training.

I don't think B wants to play with a lid.

What size feet are you? I have some bike boots that may fit...I'm a size 5...

Oh, and the second lid was to use when B was far too drunk to know what was going on...but remember, if you do that, you need to strap him on tight

*looks down at feet*

I'm a five.

I can just imagine the reaction when he wakes up to find himself strapped on and whizzing along the lanes....... Sheppherds pie in the pants time; as my instructor kept putting it.

*Wonders if he is lurking!*