h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

May I sleep on your floor?

Thanks

*hauls in a sleeping bag and flops down*

I don't even ask. I just take. This spot, this spot on the floor here, this is MY spot. Everybody else has to get their own.

*has a nap*

Of course you can, bubster. But could you do me a favor and look like a girl for a bit? Cause if you get caught being a boy in my room late at night I'll get a stern talking-to.

WITH finger waggling?

*dons wig and giggles*

Hmm. What's don's wig doing here? Anyhoo...

*has a quick kip and tries to snore like a girl*

You do know you already snore like a girl don't you bubs

Yes, but his squidges are VERY manly.

You'll have to girley those up, bubs,if you don't want to get caught.

*girleys up his squidges*
Now that's a sentence fragment I never thought I'd write...

Meanwhile, is anyone else wondering how Ant knows I snore like a girl?

You mean you don't remember? Oh sweetie, I'm a little hurt now

Well, I guess I just don't remember sleeping...

*faints from all the manly conversation*

*swoops Krissy up in his lovin' arms*

*swoons for real this time*

I was only fakin' before.

A whoooooooooooole lotta swoonin' and swoopin' goin' on...