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Scrampton, PA
Classic Krissy Started conversation Oct 2, 2000
I want you to know that thanks to your email I have this song in my head for good.
YESS We have no BANANAS... We have no BANANAS today!
YESS We have no BANANAS... BANANAS in SCRAMPTON, P-A!
Scrampton, PA
Classic Krissy Posted Oct 2, 2000
Ah ha. It was just a trick to trick you. Actually I've been looking it up and you were quoting a song that Arlo Guthrie quotes at the end of 30,000 Pounds of Bananas. The final bit goes (at least on the live version I have) is "Yes, we have no banans/We have no bananas today/Yes we have no bananas/Bananas in Scrampton, P-A"
I thought it was from that song. I've never heard the original, I don't think.
If I can find the lyrics to "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" I'll put em up. It's quite a long song. 
Scrampton, PA
what you know as km Posted Oct 2, 2000
Far as I know it's a Louis Prima song that was allegedly stolen by the Muppets but I have no record of that part.
Scrampton, PA
Classic Krissy Posted Oct 4, 2000
That raises a very important question.
How do you kill a muppet?
Scrampton, PA
Spartus Posted Oct 4, 2000
I'm guessing with a lintbrush.
Or sticky tape, I guess.
Then again, that might just skin them. Then you could sell muppet pelts.
Scrampton, PA
Jimi X Posted Oct 4, 2000
Just to be a spoilsport...
...There ain't no such place as Scrampton, PA. There's a Scranton, but that's as close as you get.
- X
Scrampton, PA
Classic Krissy Posted Oct 5, 2000
Yeah, well, I meant Scranton. Ol' Harry wasn't articulatin' very well.
*prepares to set muppet traps*
Scrampton, PA
bubster Posted Oct 5, 2000
*sounds the mating call*
muppee, muppee, muppee! bork! bork! bork!
Scrampton, PA
Classic Krissy Posted Oct 6, 2000
*blows her muppet mating call*
WO-MAN! WO-MAN! WO-MAN!
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