h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nothing new in this bit of your page for a week. Hi.

Heh. How thoughtful! How's stuff, Gregorino?

Just avoiding work here for the last few hours, that's all. Having fun?

Yes, I can hardly contain myself. That's how much fun I'm having. So much fun that I'm trying to escape from my body. Wooooohoo.

Careful you don't want to get stains on that new linen

I didn't know out-of-body experiences stained. Thank you.

Hm, you know, I never expected to spawn a conversation quite like that...

No, no one ever does.

Well. bubster might. And Spartus. No one else, though.

Yes but they wouldn't really know the direction of these things

Eggs.

Listen, why would you want to go around saying vicious things like that? It doesn't breed comfort.

Here they are, spawning and breeding like there's no tomorrow....

I'm not breeding...and Ant said the "e" word. I cannot be expected to remain cool and calm around the "e" word.

And FIX YOUR PAGE!! I can't write there and have you SEE it.

See? SEE??? The e-words are spawning TOO!

We've got to get off this planet. Quick.

What meth--um kind of evacu---um way off this plane--um ear---um...place do you sugge--um think we---um you and I should us---utiliz---um...do?

I'm thinking something radioactive, perhaps.

You always have the exciting ideas. Would it be contained radioactivity or just general Chernobleness?