h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Proof positive that there is a God and he has a sick sense of humour.

Dubya in the White House and international peace and environmental conservation out the window.

Classic lines like:

"If the UN is not prepared to act in the war on Iraq, then we must act for it."

It's good to know that the man is prepared to ignore the wishes of a body representing the free nations of the world simply because the half-baked ex-governor of Texas knows their minds better than they do themselves.

Topical joke:

Blair and Bush are giving a press-conference to the world's media on the mounting crisis in the gulf and the threat posed by Iraq.

Blair: We must act unilaterally to oppose the threat to the western way of life and the safety of the free world. We must make people understand that they are dealing with a loose-cannon state under the sole dominion of a ruthless and unflinching despot who will stop at nothing to achieve his ends; this man is sitting atop a terrible arsenal and may even have the potential to bring nuclear arms to bear on the conflict.

Bush: You better believe Mr Tony, we got them there nukes and I'm not afraid to use 'em.

Boom, boom!