h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A DELIVERY OF 2 QUARTS OF AIR FRESHENER!

*waits for an answer*

I say! Excellent service!

Do you take Bolivian Express? I'm all out of Andrex too, if you happen to stock it.
(awaits double-ply)

delivery of andrex 4 ply

hiya huggy

romani

romani!

how much do i owe you in LD currency? or do you take ?

btw, do you think i'm a bloke too? conducting a survey!

scuse me! (grabs loo roll)

hiya huggy

the will do fine in here....they come in handy 2 throw at loup n kow

b careful that the confuscious epidemic does,nt catch up wi u though



romani

evenin' romani

, yes, already been ed! did you catch those?

looks like all that air freshener was free! dax!

is confuscious really that bad? is it kinda like mad kow disease?

huggy

if fell of the back of a tesco shop

say no more, say no more!

if you happen to come across a liberated toilet duck...

Col.H.Ketchup

p.s. that wasn't a piece of advice.

mornin huggy

i got the



the epidemic is spreadin like wild fire...it seems 2 affect the memory....ppl dont know who they r

makes life interestin though dont it

i mean the true identitity of the invisible 1.....it could b any1

romani

afternoon romani or

if this epidemic gets out of hand, may i use my military skills? operation ?

hmmmm, could be the mod......

Col.H.Ketchup - license to

hi huggy

funny u should say that...i was thinkin the same readin the mods friday quote

im gonna ask her on monday

wish me luck

romani

good luck! here's a

if that doesn't work, i recommend SAS interrogation techniques. or lots of

huggy

i think lots of should do the trick

romani