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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Oct 18, 1999
She loves me... she loves me not... she loves me... she loves me not... she loves me... oh, I don't know anymore, what do you think?
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Munchkin Posted Oct 18, 1999
Well, you'll never get anywhere if you keep pulling her hair out like that 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 18, 1999
I got fed up pulling my own hair out!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 18, 1999
*pulls out another hair* She loves me. Oh. Well, that's okay then!
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Munchkin Posted Oct 18, 1999
May I suggest pulling the feathers from chickens. Not only is it less painful to yourself, but you can then sell the finished item to a hungry family for a small profit.
Munchkin, always happy to make profit from suffering 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 18, 1999
What would a hungry family want with a pile of feathers?
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Munchkin Posted Oct 18, 1999
You could use them to build a (non-PC) Red Indian trap. For who has not been heard to say (when hungry); "I could murder an Indian" 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 18, 1999
Indeed - "White man speak with forked tongue!"
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Munchkin Posted Oct 18, 1999
That was quite so bad, I may have to turn to drink. Oh woe is me.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 19, 1999
As Prince Philip might have said if he were here, "This conversation looks like it was put together by an Indian."
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 19, 1999
Not that I'm a supporter of Phil the Greek, but d'you think he meant "cowboy" instead of Indian? Incidentally there is allegedly a plumbing firm in Glasgow by the name of Patel whose van slogan reads "You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians."
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Munchkin Posted Oct 19, 1999
Showing my bad taste but, did you hear Wogan this morning? It was pointed out that the Chinese Premier is visiting and will be at a banquet at Buckingham Palace. The potential for disaster was then compared with the Fawlty Towers "Don't mention the war" episode. Possibly along the lines of Queeny saying don't mention slants, while various people are forced to wrestle Phillip to the floor before he says anything.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 19, 1999
Do you think the Chinese premier was told "Don't stay in Britain too long, you'll come back with big eyes"?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 19, 1999
Isn't Wogan on 2 !!!!!
2 I ask ya !!!
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Munchkin Posted Oct 19, 1999
BBC Radio 2, where they still think it is the sixties. Which is fine by me as I liked the TV from then.
Anyway it is not a number, it is a free station!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 19, 1999
I think I'll just call you Munchkin then !!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 19, 1999
In that case, you can all call me "Dr Vibenstein".
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 19, 1999
And so the farce continues.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 19, 1999
It's a good thing we've already established whether she loves me or not, otherwise this whole thing would have been a complete waste of time!
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 1999)
- 2: Munchkin (Oct 18, 1999)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 1999)
- 5: Munchkin (Oct 18, 1999)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 1999)
- 7: Munchkin (Oct 18, 1999)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 18, 1999)
- 9: Munchkin (Oct 18, 1999)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 19, 1999)
- 11: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 19, 1999)
- 12: Munchkin (Oct 19, 1999)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 19, 1999)
- 14: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 19, 1999)
- 15: Munchkin (Oct 19, 1999)
- 16: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 19, 1999)
- 17: Munchkin (Oct 19, 1999)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 19, 1999)
- 19: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 19, 1999)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 19, 1999)
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