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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 2, 1999
One of my work collegues reckons that his Nan and Grandad house sit for Blur frontman Damien and his girlfriend the lead singer in Elastica, when they are out of the country!
Does that count?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
I thought they'd split up? (Blur bloke and Elastica woman, that is, not your work colleague's Nan and Grandad.)
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Amber Posted Sep 3, 1999
ooh, my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend was a nanny for Mike D (of the Beastie Boys)'s dad's children from his second(or third or fourth, not sure) marriage.
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Amber Posted Sep 3, 1999
I once took a shower with a guy I later saw a piece on in Rolling Stone and on MTV. I'm not naming names though.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
*raises one eyebrow* Are we allowed to guess?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 3, 1999
Would that be Mr Rubber Lipps??
No, No, that would be to obvious!
Wrinkly Keith Moon??
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
Naaaah, Bill Wyman, definitely! 
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
My flatmate had a job interview yesterday with the anti-christ. 
I said to her "Mel he will insist that you sleep with him. I don't care if he is going on a world tour - I don't want you working for him!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
And the anti-christ is.....?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
three guesses. IT is good news about that world tour by the way - means he will be gone for at least a year!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
Hmmm, who's going on a world tour.... that nice Mr String, who used to be in the Police?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
I think that is a little unfair to label the tantric one as the antichrist!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
So it's not him? Good job too, or she'd be knackered by the end of the first week....... hmmm.... the anti-christ.... Marilyn Manson?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
No think more disturbing then that - think really disturbing - think about lots of brainwashed middle age women.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
Oh my god... not Daniel O'Donnell, surely?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
No - now you have used up your three guesses - you can have one more. He _really_ fancies himself!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
I had a flash of inspiration just after I posted the last guess..... oo-er..... Tom Jones?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
* bangs head on her desk repeatedly in frustration * we have already spent half a tea party session slagging him off. Think about those american tourists you met!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 1999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! Not old Flat Eric? *tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity whoops! Falls over and breaks leg*
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Lochangel Posted Sep 3, 1999
Exactly - got back at 11.30pm last night to find that my flat mate had been interviewed by MF for a job as his PA. I told her no - thankfully she agreed and said she had been so fascinated by his awful hair, makeup and clothes that she had failed to answer any questions properly.
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- 21: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 2, 1999)
- 22: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 1999)
- 23: Amber (Sep 3, 1999)
- 24: Amber (Sep 3, 1999)
- 25: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 1999)
- 26: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 3, 1999)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 1999)
- 28: Lochangel (Sep 3, 1999)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 1999)
- 30: Lochangel (Sep 3, 1999)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 1999)
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