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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Aug 24, 1999
On the way home on Friday night, I was held up in a traffic jam caused by an accident involving a lorry belonging to David Coulthard's dad's haulage firm. Wow, I'm nearly famous!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 24, 1999
Did the lorry driver have an extremely square chin, resembling a common house brick by any chance?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 24, 1999
I didn't see, but I think the accident was caused by a Schumacher Transport lorry unexpectedly pulling out of a lay-by into the traffic and expecting everyone to get out of his way. 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 24, 1999
Rubber-neck!!! *giggle giggle*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 25, 1999
Doh!!, How could I have been so stupid (don't answer that)...
I do have a Claim To Fame. Right, here goes, it's tenuous, but it's a good one!
My ex-girlfriends boss, went to Uni with...(wait for it)..Johny Vaugn (big brekky presenter). That means "I" have been touched by stardom!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 25, 1999
Astonishing. When I worked in an insurance office, I once nearly spoke to Viv Stanshall from the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, but somebody else answered the phone first and didn't even have a clue who he was.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 25, 1999
I can beat that!!!
Whilst strolling along the sea front at Torque, who should I bump into, but none other than Cannon & Ball, that well known CRAP comedy duo...
The short curly haired one is a as much a w*nker off screen as he is on!!
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Morris Miner Posted Aug 25, 1999
I once sat on Eammon Andrews feet in church!!!! I hasten to add I was only about a year old at the time!!!!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 25, 1999
I can't beat that.... Thats soooo funny, it must be true!!! 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 31, 1999
You go me thinking, and I do have another Claim To Fame... Oh yes I do!
The God of "Titters" Mr Frankie Howard, lived in a village not 2 miles down the road from here. The village is called Pawlett, and if you were really really clever, you would be able to work out where Sid the Kid is based?? If I said south from Pawlett, you would be in the right area??
Anyway, back to Frankie. I did not know him, but talking to the locals in the pub he used to frequent, he was a very quiet private man who was very humble and bemused as to why young next generation of people had latched onto his style of comedy.
Bless him!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Oooh, ah, no! Shut yer face! No, listen... oooooooh!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 31, 1999
"titter ye not, and titter some more"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 31, 1999
Nay, nay and thrice nay, and yea again nay! Much as I love him, you can see why he was bemused, can't you?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Aug 31, 1999
Bloody close Morris!!!, Bloody close!
Bit further on and youve got it you clever thing!!
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Amber Posted Aug 31, 1999
oh yeah? well, my friend Kelly's brother Kevin's ex-girlfriend's brother's girlfriend's sister's leg was in a Van Halen video...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 1, 1999
Which one? (Which video, not which leg. Actually, come to think of it, which leg?)
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Amber Posted Sep 1, 1999
god, I don't know... which one has a shot of a woman's solitary leg? oh that's probably all of them. But anyway, a friend of mine plays tennis with Alec Baldwin...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
I work in the same office as someone who used to play guitar in '80s indie band Felt... does that count?
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 24, 1999)
- 2: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 24, 1999)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 24, 1999)
- 4: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 24, 1999)
- 5: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 25, 1999)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 25, 1999)
- 7: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 25, 1999)
- 8: Morris Miner (Aug 25, 1999)
- 9: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 25, 1999)
- 10: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 31, 1999)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 31, 1999)
- 12: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 31, 1999)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 31, 1999)
- 14: Morris Miner (Aug 31, 1999)
- 15: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Aug 31, 1999)
- 16: Morris Miner (Aug 31, 1999)
- 17: Amber (Aug 31, 1999)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 1, 1999)
- 19: Amber (Sep 1, 1999)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 1999)
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