h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Japan sounds as if it has a lot in common with Scotland only the Japanese myths are actual Scottish truths. e.g. Scotland gets 4 seasons in one day; only the tourists speak with American or Engish accents; the language is really hard to learn, (the Gaelic sounds brilliant to the ear, but the words all seem to be made up of anagrams bearing no relationship to the sound); the water....well 'nuff said; and you can always find a Kurosawa picture on somewhere.