This is the Message Centre for Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-)

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Moving On

Sort of... I think this one's real name is Wayne....

(but he is rather gorgeous so I suppose we can overlook that)


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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-)

Wayne??



Sheeeeeeesh



Boggled!


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Post 303

Moving On

Its even worse than I feared.. its Dwayne Johnson is his real name...
Ah well. There are worse icons to rate - but I cannent think of any off hand!


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Tefkat

zat like blue movies?


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Tefkat

oooooooooops
where dat page come from?


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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-)

Blue????


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Post 307

Moving On

Yeah... a bit 'round the edges... it's ruddy nippy out!!!


STOP PRESS NEWS

Just had a phone call from god-the-rheumatologist's receptionist for one of the more important tests to confirm that I have -or not- as the case may be, Sjorgrens Syndrome. A cancellation on Tuesdays morning, I have to present me and my eyes to have samples taken... how much are they going to TAKE for heavens sake?

Will I ever be able to play the violin again?


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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-)

So who is this Smorgasboard blokey then???


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Moving On

He's chust zis guy, you know?


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Tefkat

Of course you'll be able to play the violin... not a dry eye in the house

smiley - run


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Moving On

smiley - groansmiley - doh


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Tefkat

smiley - sorry musta bin the pickled onions talking.


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Moving On

Oh Tef! Not *with* the choccy bikkits, surely? What have we said about mixing your foods?


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Tefkat

smiley - laugh lurch keeps asking me whether there's summat i'm not telling him smiley - laugh


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Moving On

The thought did cross my mind, too.... keep us posted.


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Lurch the Lugubrious, faithful servant to the Mighty Tefkat

*In an atrocious fake Nashville accent*

(with apologies to Tammy Wynette)

smiley - musicalnote Sometimes it's hard to be a husband

(smiley - dog Aow ow ow ow ow)

when your wife eats pickled on-i-ons

(smiley - dog Aow owow)

You get blamed for the disappearing
Choccy fingers
When all you ate was the double choc cookies

(smiley - dog bonio aow) smiley - musicalnote



smiley - musicalnote But if you love her you'll forgive her

(smiley - dog Aow nao don't)

And you'll even bring another box

(smiley - dog Aow oh no)


I would continue
But inspiration's left me
And my backing groupie needs a walk

(smiley - dogDon't I just)smiley - musicalnote



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Moving On

How much do you earn per block, Mr Busker?


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Lurch the Lugubrious, faithful servant to the Mighty Tefkat

I eat most of the block but Mighty One insists on a tithe and a bite of every sandwich.

I don't get a look in with the choccy fingers though.


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Lurch the Lugubrious, faithful servant to the Mighty Tefkat

and as for the heavenly bodies... smiley - sadface


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Tefkat

oh dear, that's what comesn of letting him eat chunky aeros while watching 100 greatest sexy moments. smiley - erm


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