Nudity
Created | Updated Apr 26, 2002
95%of the outside of the human body is made up of featureless skin – more than enough to cover your living room, in fact. (Note: this is an illustration not a suggestion.) The remaining 5% is made up of hairy bits, wiggly bits and dangly bits. Now here’s the difficult part: failure to cover up the 95% (featureless skin) is quite acceptable to your aunty. It is called sunbathing. Failure to cover up any of the 5% (wiggly bits, hairy bits and dangly bits) is however quite unacceptable. It is called nudity. Do this in less than controlled circumstances and the Body Police will take you away.
