A Conversation for Nudity

The Body Police?!?

Post 1

Researcher 44513

I had no idea that they really existed, I mean I heard rumors and all, but still!

Where is their HQ?


The Body Police?!?

Post 2

DelphicOracle

The Body Police work out of a small semi-detached house in Woking. When they witness or are informed of any breaches of the Nudity Act of 1478, they fly into action and exact one or all of the following penalties, depending on the severity of the infraction:-
1) Going "Ttt!" quite loudly and rolling their eyes.
2) Re-adjusting their cardigans in an outraged manner and storming off.
3) Writing in to the BBC about it.


The Body Police?!?

Post 3

Wanderer

i've seen some members of the Body Police let you off with a "Why I never!" this was very rare though.


The Body Police?!?

Post 4

Wanderer

i've seen some members of the Body Police let you off with a "Why I never!" this was very rare though.


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