Wendy's on the Phone

Wendy's on the phone again

She's been on half an hour

She's always on the flippin' line

Or else she's in the shower



Wendy's on the phone again

She's been on all the morning

You wouldn't want a call from her

Without a six week warning



Wendy's on the phone again

She's been on there all day

You wouldn't think that anyone

Could have so much to say



Wendy's on the phone again

She's been on for a week

Is anyone on t'other end

If so they seldom speak



Wendy's in the hospital

How costly that call proved

She needs an operation now

To have the phone removed

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