Man on the Carpet: A different view.
Created | Updated Dec 23, 2003
More proof that Dr. Edward Font needs more than a lay-down to gather himself.
As I survey the wondrous foyer,
from my fetal position on the floor,
I smell the marvelous scent
that the janitors, to the carpets,
have lent....
I've been accused of skirt peeping,
so my spectacles I've removed,
so if I ask who thou art,
don't seek to have me reproved.
I seek a differing perspective
from that you find upright,
so while you might find me strange,
please don't think I'm not bright.
Standard Disclaimer
We, here, at Irritating Public Radio, Your Friends In The Air, have never seen this man before, although our solicitor will attest that we have often heard his voice on our answering machines in the middle of the night, complaining that all his crackers have gone stale... in the box...
Many attempts have been made to step over him, and to dribble coffee and tea on his trousers in a suggestive manner, while several of the younger and prettier of the employees have asked,"Is that fellow all right?"
To which we answer,"Since I've never seen him before, it is hard to make assumptions."
Several facetious suggestions that he be used as an ersatz boot-scraper have been rejected...
as his eyes seem to be still open.
