h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is where your bunks are. the room is located off the main barracks. it is 40 foot long and 30 foot wide. bunks line the walls on either side. each bunk comes with a side table and chair and room for a computer with a power outlet on the wall. at the end of the sleeping quarters is a room with a sign on it. the sign reads;

'COLONEL CREACHY .
KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING'

*Knocks and sticks head round door*

Hi Sir Reefgirl reporting in I'm your historical resercher, I'll just go and stash my gear before brewing up, d'you fancy one

*after what appeared to be a two day think about the question(intelligence can be slow), colonel creachy looked up from his desk*

yes please, no sugar though.

*Hands over *

fancy a biscuit

got any digestives?

Yep

*hands them over*

and I've got some homemade Bakewell cookies too

hmm, ok. i see the SG ranks are slowly growing. i have put a suggestion to verc that he allie the terranic army with this set up as we are already intergrated it seems a wise move. hopefully some missions will be suggested soon when the ranks get a little more full.

creachy

in fact, i have just noticed that a system lords page for a go'auld enemy is in the pipeline! we now know the enemy is going to be go'auld and have advanced technology. maybe we should inform SG2. they can get to working on some new defenses against go'auld technology.

I've been having a chat with Dragonatha in the R&R Room so leave a messege there on on the SG-2 board, I had a look there and they've got us linked there so maybe we should do the same seeing as we work in close context, I've also been looking aroun the other depts homepages and our's needs tarting up a bit, links added, pictures and a signing up guestbook maybe, I'll do it if there's anyway you can add me too the page

i have just asked for help in understanding guideml on the community page so as i can tart us up a bit. i have already linked us to SG2 and to Stargate Command. i did that this morning. we'll get there don't worry. now, what is this i see about a party amongst the SG teams?

I can give you a few hints just keep an eye on this thread what pic would you like on the page a spy, lighthouse space, the guestbook may take some time

i'll let you play around with it. if i don't like it i will have to learn to change it won't i? i have faith that you will make it look pretty though!

Try adding this swtch to guideML, add the above under where it says

The guestbook is going to prove a bit more difficult, if you go to A187229 and click on it'll show you how to do it, unless you can add me to the editing part of the page or add a sign up here conversation

my eyes have started watering, my head has begun to pound softly to itself but here goes!

Don't worry it took me ages to work it out

what i am going to do is experiment with a new guide entry first. what i could do for now is email my log on password and user name so as you could do it. before i do that though you must raise your right hand and repeat after me:

i (statename) promise to guard the information given to me by the almighty creachy with my very existence. to never divulge the mighty wisdoms of the one true god, that He sees fit to share with me. i will wake every day and praise creachy for allowing the sun to rise.
apint

Ok

*Raise's hand and repeats*

Email it as a last resort

my daughter's giving me a funny look 'Mummy's gone round the bend, she's talking to her computer'

i is gonna send it. i am having a nightmare just doing my own space. i will never surrender. it can take my patience but it will never get my sanity!

That's the spirit never say die.......oh nurse......over here please