Vogon Poetry Corner
Created | Updated Feb 26, 2003

This week we feature two offerings from Stealth Kam.
Cheese!
Cheesey weesy thou art much in the convestable
Esurient ain't the half of it boyo me lad
Cheese give it to me like blood to bug
Me I like cheese
Cheese for thou art like the foot that attract the mosquito
Cheese is what I want
Cheese is what I need
Cheese heals all wounds
I Cheese
O' Parsnip
O' Parsnip do your dance in my tummy wummy
Be much with giving of de-hungerment
You put me on a mission for them greens
Parsnips you know how to party
Keep your Pizza
I here for the root!
I'm not chattin' about none of your Larch now
You claim to be bland
Let it be told now
Parsnip could rock your block
Not just for the soup but the roast as well
None of your faking Swedes for me