h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First... welcome to the team Awix... ~big hugs~... hmmm... don't know if Shazz has told you about the newest team member buying the doughnuts... ~grin~... you know the address... you can start shipping them over if you like... ~wink~

Second... me so wanted this film to be decent but have been troubled with disturbing dreams of late... oh well... me will have to look to something else to relieve the stress of waiting in agonised eagerness for the Matrix....

Third.... Me wubbles you... ~big grin~

Greebs..xx

Haw haw haw. (Anything in particular prompt that bout of attempted self-immolation, CW?)

This was a bad film, but I still have faith. From the trailers I've seen, X-men 2 looks the business, to say nothing of what Ang Lee's doing with the Hulk.

What's your poison, Greebs? Jam, custard, toffee?

Oooh, toffee!

Actually I've decided to become a more clear-minded thinker and throttle *you* the next time you say the words 'admantium skeleton'.

Toffee, yum...

Unfortunately I've had my oesophagus reinforced with this promethium alloy weave which makes me virtually impossible to strangle unless you have superhuman strength.

right then

*curses self and gains superstrength*

not that I've been watching Buffy or anything

Should probably also have mentioned this null-friction hypergel my body is coated in to stop anyone from grabbing hold of me in the way you appear to be considering. (It makes holding the soap in the shower a bit tricky too, but every supervillain has his weakness.)

Ah, the joys of buying superpowers by mail-order!

*tries sandpapering hands to see if that'll work*

Who needs to be able to touch you to strangle you?

Y'know, now we've all seen the junkstore moppet shouting 'Yahoo!' and the boyband member with the plaits, that pose has lost so much of its coolness, hasn't it?

Since when was it ever cool?

You never thought Darth Vader was cool?

<shock & surprise>

Maybe it's a guy thing...

Darth Vader is. People who imitate him are often not.