h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, Saddam and Osoma are nice blokes and you know what they talk sense about life, Allah and how to infiltrate a superpower and its so called allies using only the fact that people get really fed up wiv the US acting like the big bad policeman and I always enjoy meeting them when they drop in for a swift half wif Del Boy and Rodders and they are real intellects not like that George W always crying for his daddy, thank god we still have a chance in the cricket did you see that we are going to refuse to play every game cos that way we get to a semi final without playing a game that would really shut up them people that need shuttin up like them on the web always chat chat chattin and havin meets and spending our taxes, bloody students, if it was down to me they would spend 2 years on national service, drill, discipline, nice tioght uniforms, cold showers - and the boys could do it too I suppose. Yeh, I`d love another beer mate but let me get you one next time.

Oh, dear, I was that* drunk