h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I before E except after C, and except if it's 'weird'"



By the way, you're really keeping the AWW alive Nice work.

*condescending pat on the head... and move on to the next one*

but thanks.

Next what? - are you patting all the miners?

Night Jodan, I'm off in a minute. Unless I nip back on to post an NSS post.

Well, if it keeps morale up, I'll pet all the miners, polishers, archivists, liasons, CAC-Cers and canaries we have

Night Late over there, isn't it?

yes, past two.

That'll definitely keep morale up

And I'm definitely going now.

Condescending pats can actually be very satisfying.

Come back tommorow and I'll knight you with a pick-axe from my throne.

*wonders if it's safe to come back yet*

Your throne?

Actually being hit with a pick axe might have helped on Sunday morning

Yes. My throne.
You wouldn't expect a person of my lofty position to sit in chairs like the... common miners?

Certainly not!

Are you aware that this side of the pond the throne is a euphemism...?