Toga Party
Created | Updated Feb 4, 2003
A mainly Earth-based tradition once started in Ancient Rome by the gentility (since they were the only people who could afford decent togas) where they had wine, food, and of course, togas. Usually, what was known as an "orgy" followed...
After the decline of the Roman Empire, toga parties became rare since they were believed to promote witchcraft and the plague...Bloody dark ages...
Now in a comeback of hedonism, it is mainly an excuse for young scantily clad people to get wasted and have a good time...
However, there is the exception of the school-sanctioned toga party. In this case, teenagers wander around a large room listening to pulsating music trying to avoid adult chaperones and meet members of the opposite sex with phrases such as:
"Is your toga felt? Would you like it to be?"
or the ever classic:
"I'm riding commando tonight, baby."
Unfortunately, mating calls such as these usually end up with strange, stinging red marks across one's face. Still, the possibility of an orgy at someone else's house after the school-sanctioned toga party is high, especially if you know people who are into this sort of thing.
Also, how to make a toga: get a bedsheet, drape one corner over your shoulder and wrap other corner around and tie to first corner. If that doesn't work, get a sanctioned toga-maker to help you. This work is usually only for professionals.
After the decline of the Roman Empire, toga parties became rare since they were believed to promote witchcraft and the plague...Bloody dark ages...
Now in a comeback of hedonism, it is mainly an excuse for young scantily clad people to get wasted and have a good time...
However, there is the exception of the school-sanctioned toga party. In this case, teenagers wander around a large room listening to pulsating music trying to avoid adult chaperones and meet members of the opposite sex with phrases such as:
"Is your toga felt? Would you like it to be?"
or the ever classic:
"I'm riding commando tonight, baby."
Unfortunately, mating calls such as these usually end up with strange, stinging red marks across one's face. Still, the possibility of an orgy at someone else's house after the school-sanctioned toga party is high, especially if you know people who are into this sort of thing.
Also, how to make a toga: get a bedsheet, drape one corner over your shoulder and wrap other corner around and tie to first corner. If that doesn't work, get a sanctioned toga-maker to help you. This work is usually only for professionals.
