A Conversation for Pirates!!

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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

Erm, just a question, I was wondering if I could reclaim my place on the ship?? I've been gone but I would like to know. It's Stephanie by the way.


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Post 2

Narapoia

So you assume that just cos you don't show up for roll call a few months running that we would strike you off the ship's register?
On that basis that Cap'n herself would be on shaky ground! And anyway, I just checked the register and I couldn't see you on it anyway, so clearly you can't get struck off it.
What highly skilled and risky pirate role did you originally sign up for? Anything to do with cooking? Cos I'm starving.


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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

I was your lookout and would rather like the crows nest and my macaw returned if ye don't mind


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Post 4

Narapoia

Returned? None of us turned them in the first place!
Actually there might have been some lathe operating skills involved in the making of the crows nest - the twiddly bits , you understand. And that's pretty firmly attached to the ship, isn't it? I'm sure it must have been there the whole time - can't believe we'd have a ship without one, or that you'd have to provide your own!
It's in a bit of a mess now, though - the macaw's been fed on pot noodles - need I say more?


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Post 5

Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

Ahhhh, thank you. So I'm assuming that I'm welcomed back???


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Post 6

Narapoia

Well no-one else can be arsed to respond, and as I'm a very welcoming kind of Head Chef, you're most welcome. Have a pot noodle.
Oh, and LOOK OUT!


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Post 7

Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

Looks to see if a 7-11 was spotted, dang, I want a slurpie


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Post 8

Narapoia

Is that like a slush puppy?


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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

Yeah, Kind of. Ohhh, what would I do for a Pina Colada Slurpie....smiley - drool


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Post 10

Narapoia

Do they include the requisite large amount of alcohol or are they the pure suitable-for-children type? If the latter then a bargepole is not made long enough, IMHO!


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Post 11

Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

They are the for children type, but no one has ever said you can't add to them now have they????


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Post 12

Narapoia

Mmmmm lots of Cuban rum!!!!!


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