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Where shall we sail to Next?
Narapoia Posted Oct 4, 2004
On a purely temporary basis, of course.
Wouldn't dream of aspiring to such an honour myself, but I would support any co-pirate who democratically forced him- or herself onto the rest of the crew at sword-point.
So who's going to apply for the vacancy of Captain-in-Residence?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 4, 2004
As long as I get to hang out in the crow's nest and if we find one we stop at a 7-11 I'm cool with whoever wants to do it...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 5, 2004
Anyone gonna object to me seizing control? As no-one else seems to want the job.
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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 5, 2004
I'm not one to object to a non hostile takeover..... and till she get's back....
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 6, 2004
That's when it turns hostile...
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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 6, 2004
Well, we have all agreed that if in fact we let you be capitan that it's strictly temporary anyway....
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 6, 2004
Very wise.
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Narapoia Posted Oct 8, 2004
Ah, no.. I'm not having any of this "they let me take over" nonsense. I'm only going along with it because it's the line of least resistance and I haven't got the energy to argue. But when Kitty comes back I don't want to be the one that "allowed" him to take over, oh no.
>We couldn't stop him, Captain. But welcome back and here's your nice cabin, have a pot noodle for old times' sake. Just hold on while we chuck this llama overboard...<
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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 8, 2004
Okay, well, you have a point, I'm going to have to agree with her on this Narapoia on this one....
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 13, 2004
Chickens.
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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 13, 2004
better that than a Kiwi, Kiwis look funny....
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 14, 2004
*accepts the potnoodle, sniffs it for poison, flicks an ear and waits for the splash of llama-hitting-water*
okokokokokok. Update me.
Llama, you n Narapoia are captains in my absence, to be decided on an individual case-by-case basis via a wrestle in an oversized tin of baked beans.
Where shall we sail to Next?
Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 14, 2004
*throws llama overboard* Why can't I be capitan??? and welcome back
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 14, 2004
Ok. You can wrestle too. But you have to have an arm tied behind your back.
*coughs*
Whens the last time we went a' looting?
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Narapoia Posted Oct 14, 2004
*Helps Ralph out of the water*
So is it looting you're after, captain, or taking a break from captaining? I wouldn't want to leap into the vat of beans prematurely.
I have already stated that I have no particular desire to be acting captain, but I'm not one to shirk a good bean wrestling contest. Oh yes, can we get the llama's hooves trimmed before the wrestling begins?
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 14, 2004
Absolutely.
However that won't be necessary until I next disapear. If I do...
Yes. Looting. Wouldn't mind a bit 'o' that.
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Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" Posted Oct 15, 2004
Yay! On with the looting!!!!
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Narapoia Posted Oct 15, 2004
Woo! A-looting we will go! Thank god for a bit of leadership!
Where shall we sail to Next?
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 15, 2004
Right!
Go my scouts and find me a likely bit o' coast!
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Narapoia Posted Oct 18, 2004
Ah! So you actually want US to find somewhere to loot. I was rather hoping that you'd just give us the order to "loot Sainsbury's" (for the sake of argument) and we'd blindly follow orders. I've never really got the hang of this plotting and planning palaver...
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- 582: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 4, 2004)
- 583: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 5, 2004)
- 584: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 5, 2004)
- 585: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 6, 2004)
- 586: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 6, 2004)
- 587: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 6, 2004)
- 588: Narapoia (Oct 8, 2004)
- 589: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 8, 2004)
- 590: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Oct 13, 2004)
- 591: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 13, 2004)
- 592: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 14, 2004)
- 593: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 14, 2004)
- 594: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 14, 2004)
- 595: Narapoia (Oct 14, 2004)
- 596: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 14, 2004)
- 597: Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to" (Oct 15, 2004)
- 598: Narapoia (Oct 15, 2004)
- 599: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 15, 2004)
- 600: Narapoia (Oct 18, 2004)
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