A Conversation for The Vogons
I want to join the Vogons!
quizzical Started conversation Jun 13, 2003
Me too, me too! (This poem is in this week's Post. I kinda leapt before I looked - just like a Vogon, huh?)::
Vogon Fortune Cookies
Ha! Stupid humans -
they put paper in their cookies!
(Burp)
'Life is a dream:
pursue your dreams.'
What's THAT supposed to mean?
'Rewards come from reaching out.'
Touch my cookies, mate,
you'll taste my fist.
'You make a good impression.'
Oh, yeah?
Here's an impression for you:
Bash cookies! Mash cookies!
(What're YOU lookin' at?)
Smash table! Thrash chairs!
(You got a problem with it, mate?)
Crush cookies! Pound cookies! Stomp cookies!
Cookies cookies stomp stomp stomp!!
... er ...
'May a thousand suns light your way.'
Bah! Stupid words,
good only for eating.
(Burp)
I want to join the Vogons!
Deadelvis - The Chamber of Sillyness Posted Sep 1, 2003
Yes Welcome to the Vogons!
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