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Hi, my name's Deus and I'm a big fan of . Every week I read it- in fact, I actually go on Wednesday evening just to read it early! When I found out that was cancelled next week, I was mortified. Is there any way I can be helped?

Deus Ex Machina

Nope. I'm sorry

You can go through the archives and pretend that the old issues of the post are new. But it's not the same for new columns

Soon, the UnderGuide will be up, if that's any consolation

No, I'm afraid that won't help, I've already gone through the archives and read everything 14 times. The UnderGuide is a slight consolation, but it just isn't !

I know how you feel, but remember your loved ones and don't kill yourself, okay?

You're right, we don't have 42 entries a week... and by the same we get up and running this miserable week will have passed us by.

I only wish that Shazz would have made the announcement at the last minute to save us from having to have a week without anticipation!

...I'm jumping!

*jumps*

*falls on ground*

Ow... that was a painful one foot jump off my chair, but at least my floor's carpeted...

BUT IT DOESN'T HELP! I'm still feeling sad about the post!

No rugburns?

You're a lucky one, you are.

It's not very lucky when you land on your head!

i yake it the post is a virtual newspaper excuse my tgnorance i'm new at this

Yes It is

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i spoke to an ace from the post this mornin he wasn;t sure

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And Deus's reply

Wrong window

ive just been chattin with the rugby reportewr fer the post and he doesnae seem to know anything about it

Intern?

It means less work for the contributors. But we readers don't get our !

HEY I THOUGHT THAT WAS JAMES BROWN