h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if God was a woman then why does she see fit to put you all through PMT and other such nasty feminine ordeals, whilst us men get to drink beer belch and gamble unprohibited by monthly cycles

Go read the why do men scratch their bits thread..she had a few jokes on you too

I honestly dont know why the guardian angels are patron sts round here..doesnt make much sense now i think of it..hmmmm

she had a few jokes on ME! story of my life.

Well as they say God made Adam, realise he was crap and was unable to even carry on the circle of life so she made Eve

A more developed brain was on that list for Eve as well y'know!

you know what i meant.. you as in men

'rolls eyes'

sure, and that is evident in the numerous amounts of female philosophers and the amount of great pieces of architecture and art that have a womans name to them. oh, and not forgetting the amount of great empires and nations that have risen through the rule of a woman. and the untold amounts of inventions that have proved invaluable to mankind, like the television and radio and computer that women invented......need i say more

women laugh at men cos they can't accept their own flaws. i am not saying men aren't flawed, of course we are. we just don't seem to have a paranoid ego trip off it.

we were too buisy doing other things while they were on the power kick..
Men are so obsessed with whos got the biggest empire or best football team , like kids arguing over a scooter

i certainly dont have an ego..

yes you do. you roll your eyes.

genie claims God messed up with men.

if you look over all the threads that touch on this issue you will see that women will post anything to get a man down. it's like some power trip for females. you will also see men constantly on the defense against a womans claims. very rarely is it the other way around. but if it makes you all feel better, jibe away...

She was joking.. I know like myself Genie is actually rather a big fan of the male population

and im usually joking if i roll my eyes too.. you have to have self confidence to have an 'ego'

you still gonna try n tell me nothings up today?

I'm sure being the very intelligent young man you are Creachy you would have understood that it was only the repression of women which empowered men.... I'm sure there were many female genius' but they were probably burned at the stake for witchcraft or executed for treason instead of being celebrated.

Good point Genie! even as lte as the 1920s women werent properly educated let alone allowed to think for themselves!

well where are they now where are all the genius women? i don't see any repressing going on so where are they?

Oh does it really matter?

here

if that dont help at all with whatever it is i shall be round with a pair of pliers to remove the stick

Marie Curie Anyone?

There are many scientists, doctors, engineers and other professional 'genius' that do not have a penis.

and they learnt everything they know from who? even that famous Pole has a man to thank.

Genie , did you leave that invisible dust out in the chill out room again? I shall just talk to myself shall i.. cant even be nice to some people.

Sorry.

Not you darling ya silly
you been for a swim?