US Football
Created | Updated Apr 1, 2002
Rugby-style American sport played mainly by big, fat Americans that was labelled 'football' to prove to the rest of the world that Americans lack even the most basic grasp of biology. It also proved that America is so powerful that they can call their sports whatever stupid names they want and no-one will ever dare argue.
Also see 'Ozzie Rules Football' which is similar but is played by skinny Australians who can't afford steroids or shoulder pads.
Also see 'Ozzie Rules Football' which is similar but is played by skinny Australians who can't afford steroids or shoulder pads.