h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She doesn't need an antidote! She's just gonna sprout some feathers, and then molt them. And she'll be fine.


*looks down* She /does/ look a bit shocked tho, dun't she..?

*Frowns, concerned.*

I suppose.

*Mystrunner shrugs, leaps over the counter, and turns on the stove. He seperates the flask into two seperate containers, and pours water into one, and salt into the other. That concluded, he puts them both on to heat.*

*raises an eyebrow*

I really hope she doesn't die or anything... She's a nice gel, really, all things considdered...

Oh, I have no worries of that.

*The contents two flasks come to a boil, and suddenly freeze solid. Mystrunner, moving quickly, stops the tops of each of them with corks, and plants glass tubing through the tops of each, and connects them both with a small glass vial.*

A few more minutes.

*The frozen liquids begin to steam and glow.*

*is looking like a large muppetesque penguine, only colored canary yellow... convulsing and babbling delusionally...*

unngghh... you're turning into a penguin Ford, stop it... the rain in spain... Jade and her freaking new potions... gahhhhhh....

*still laying*

DZ

*The contents of the two flasks flash, and flow into the vial. Mystrunner spins about, and casts the contents onto Y.S., which shimmer as they fall. With a !fooP, she is normal again.*

Elixer of Life. Never forget that recipie!

*still laying*

DZ

*unconcious but looking more like her own sweetly gorgeous self*

*Stares suspiciously at his drink*

Umm, is it just me, or did that taste a little funny?

*blinking awake* Oh, maybe just a little, Euan... I do like you you know.

Thanks Mysty, for saving my life...

Well in that case.

*knocks back pint*

Another, pleaaaa...

*collapses*

*es Y-S*

No problem.

*steps over Euan, beckons Myst to the dance floor*

*sigh* *still laying*

DZ

*Smiles, gets up, and pauses over Euan. With a sigh, he picks him up, and sets him back in his chair, head resting on the bar. That finished, Mystrunner walks out onto the dance floor with Y.S.*

Valentine's dance, my dear?

*looks around at everyone from the floor* Hmmmf. Fine, I'll get up. sheesh.

*begins spinning in circles wildly* this is MY valentine's dance! hehe

DZ

*Desides DZ must not be very well, judging by the way she's dancing.*

*Picks her up, takes her back to the bar and gives her an omni-antidote.*

I've just been picked up...well, that's a new experience.

DZ

...I get picked up a lot... It's a horrid side effect of being shrt, methinks.